Now I'm confused ...

I don't know how you got here, but ...

I have tried desperately to find the page you are looking for, and I just can't find it anywhere.

I've looked on every rapidly rotating platter on the hard drive, I searched the tape and cloud backups to see if it could possibly be there, I explored the RAM to see if it was possibly hidden on the integrated circuits, I also examined the CPU to see if it could somehow be lost in one of those. I have been trying to think of other places to investigate, so I even looked under the rack that the server is sitting on to see if it was there, I looked at my neighbourhood servers to see if they had stolen it from me, and I even called the lost and found to see if someone else had already found it and reported it. I looked down the back of the tatty old sofa in the operators room. I don't know what else I can do now to help you, so I'm sorry, but I think I am just going to have to give up looking.

Possibly you may be confused, as I think the page you asked for never existed in the first place and that you are trying to send me crazy.

Either that or you are from the past and that page is now on the great web server in the sky or you're from the future and that page hasn't yet been written, or possibly you are just playing games with me thinking it is funny (it's neither big nor funny).

Whatever is going on I wish you would stop, it makes me so depressed when I cannot serve you the correct web page and it makes me feel so great when I do find a page and serve it to someone, but then you have to come along and ruin it.

You know, until this moment I was having a great day, I was in a great mood, and everything was going just right. Thanks a lot, I really appreciate you making me feel bad. All I want is to be a happy server who can make everyone happy by serving them lots of pages with good information.

Can't you just help me? Maybe you can create the missing page for me? That would make me a happy server again! Please? All you have to do is click on the feedback button below and send me the page and then I can add the page you were looking for and it's done! You would make me such a happy server then and I would forgive you for doing this to me today.

If you came here from a another web-site, please press the back button (or click on 'go back' arrow on the menu) and tell them that they are sending you and me mad by pointing to web pages that don't exist.

Thanks

Richard